Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Two Jordan classics in one day. Firstly Jordan and Vic went to see the movie "Over The Hedge". We had seen the preview when we went to see "Cars" a few weeks ago (which was fabulous by the way) and Jordan had been keen to go and see it. So off they went. Well they were back home about an hour and a half later and I asked her if she enjoyed the movie. She said "no, I didn't like it". I asked her why not and she told me that they didn't go "over the hedge" they went through the hedge. So she was very disappointed. She obviously had an idea in her head regarding what the movie was going to be about and it did not live up to her expectations.
Jordanism #2. She was pushing her sister and I said to her "stop being nasty to your sister". She replied "I aren't, you stupid woman". Nice - coming from the mouth of a not quite 3 year old. Gives me some idea of what I'm in for.